Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Seriously?

It's been the subject of jokes from AM radio personalities, sitcoms, and other pop culture sources: pretty girls escaping tickets.

Paris Hilton (created in the image of God, but otherwise can't stand her) got a suspended license for drunk driving. She then decided to go driving at night without headlights anyway. She was sentenced to 45 days in jail for the violation.

An online Myspace petition has been started, along with the FreeParis.org website (no link provided, on purpose), asking for clemency because she "brings beauty and excitement to our otherwise mundane lives."

Seriously.

No... SERIOUSLY.

Look, I'm not joking.

Fine: Here's Proof.

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